Big Game Hunting

Now I'm one of these people, right - I love battering defenceless little animals. My life is just full of the little blighters, and it's been frustrating me no end that they always seemed to be just out of reach. Not too far away you understand - sometimes they were right in my face - just out of reach.

I think I mentioned before that motor skills are proving a real trial...well - bit of a breakthrough today :-) Didn't I just figure out how to whack those little suckers good style! Smack! on the giraffe...bash! there goes the parrot...kerzowee! take that monkey! God it was so good - what a thrill...what adrenalin! Yes indeed, you really know you're alive when you're giving a dumb creature a sound thrashing.

Now, if only I could get hold of that little dog that keeps licking me - the rat on stilts they call 'Lulu'...