I'm one of those people who can forgive just about anything

Very pleased to see Mummy & Daddy this morning - smiled like an idiot before I remembered I was in a strop with them. ONE MORE CHANCE - that's all they're getting.

Just call me pin cushion

Remember this name, children, and remember it well - Dr O'Connor...never let that SOB anywhere near you. Oh yeah - he's all nicey nice and Mr Bedside Manner 2002 but DO NOT BE FOOLED! Once he's within range it's the shower scene from Psycho and no prizes for guessig who gets to be Janet Leigh. That surgery's in a big old house and I'm betting his mother lives upstairs - am I making myself clear? AND THEN THEY TELL YOU IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!!!

Screamed for hours just to show them who knows what's for my own good, SERIOUS doubts about Mummy & Daddy...

Big girl for Daddy update

Cool Hand Linda's dodgy scales finally packed in today. Daddy thinks it's because she's rich because he said "fat wallet", but I think they were just rubbish scales. Head circumference (40cm) still on that 91st centile (starting to bug me now - what is that?), but length (60cm) is now apparently above that.

According to The Beautiful Zoe that means I'm going to be a supermodel, but Daddy seemed much less pleased with that than with being a big girl for him.

Big girl for Daddy update

Cool Hand Linda was in town again today, complete with poems and dodgy scales. Weight now up to 11lb 9oz (5.27kg), length 58cm and head circumference 39cm. Still bang on that 91st centile, whatever the hell it is. Must note it for future investigation...